FUCK ME?! NAW FUCK THAT FISH! YOU’LL BE THE BITCH OF THE SEA WHEN I’M DONE WITH YOU!
Art by Beanseller
Team Magma Leader and extras - Me
Team Aqua Leader / New Ruler of the Sea - Diepod
Who is that horse I see
Staring straight back at me?
When will my reflection show who I am inside?
Doing better than Marco, at least you’re not half the man you used to be.
when the manga gets an anime and the anime gets a reboot and you get to watch your favorite character die three different times
Reasons why im a bad friend:
• i get too attached
• i will complain about all my problems to you
• i will snap at you by accident one day, causing you to hate me
• i need to be reassured
periodicallyCONSTANTLY that you dont think im annoying
• i am annoying
• im boring
• i dont know how to keep the conversation going
• i get emotional after midnight and will probably tell you something that could make you think differently of me
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
Please some of us wanna improve.
why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 3am