oh my god those naps where you wake up and you forget who you are
IVE SPENT 108560856 YEARS LOOKING FOR THIS POST
It’s kind of peaceful.
As a heterosexual I would still do it because as an American I am equipped with the knowledge that as a wealthy person I can ignore any rules
Even before I read Homestuck I thought this was the funniest thing.
this comic appears on my dash routinely, like every month it appears like “time to read pancakesteins panty raid comic again” and I read it every time
I’m the type that loves clingy. You can’t sleep at 3 am, maybe 4? That’s okay, call me. I don’t mind if you wake me up. You’re never annoying to me, no matter how many times you call or text me. I love it. I love that you care so much.
Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.
look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon
And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.
And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.